Peter
Ustinov
: British actor/author
If the world should blow itself up, the
last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
On Monica Seles: I'd hate to be
next door to her on her wedding night.
I have four children which is not bad
considering I'm not a Catholic.
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Holly Valance
: Australian actress/pop singer
When asked if she could play any musical
instruments: I play a mean recorder. I can do Mary Had a Little Lamb.
I miss Pete awfully and I know he misses
me. I've just got a new Nokia phone that emails pictures. To make sure he
doesn't get too sad I send him pictures of myself, I put the phone under
my top and give him a treat.
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Jean-Claude van Damme : Belgian actor
I am the Fred Astaire of
karate.
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Mamie van
Doren :
US actress
Referring to
Warren Beatty:
He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.
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Denise van
Outen : British tv presenter/actress/singer/dancer
I’m back to my normal 34C. It’s mainly
down to having them played with all the time.
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Johnny Vegas
: British comedian
Argos didn't have a uniform that fitted me,
so when I'd say, 'Can I help you with your stuff?' people thought I was a
weirdo.
(Heckler: Where's Monkey?) Where do
you think he is? Lying on the beach while the fat bloke is left to carry
the effing can.
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Terry Venables
: British football manager/former England manager/former player
During the World Cup 2002 China v.
Brazil match: If there's one country you'd have thought could have
put a decent wall together - it's the Chinese.
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Barry Venison
: British footballer/tv pundit
See the
OOPS! page.
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Gore Vidal
: US author
Never have children, only
grandchildren.
There is no human problem which could not
be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
Any American who is prepared to run for
President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every
doing so.
Half of the American people have never read
a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same
half.
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Kurt Vonnegut
: US novelist
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart
around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Any reviewer who expresses rage and
loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has
put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
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Carol
Vorderman : British tv presenter/columnist/author
Referring to her MBE award in the Queen’s
Honours List: …. these
are two consonants and a vowel I'm very proud of.
On press comments on the dress she wore to
the Bafta awards: Lighten up, everyone - I wore a dress. Nobody died.
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